i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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