Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago