Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(647): View more from Ontario

she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.

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(646): View more from New York

jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times

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(775): View more from Nevada

I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...

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(989): View more from Michigan

in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.

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(845): View more from New York

I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.

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(530): View more from California

I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.

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