i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.