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• (231): View more from Michigan

  i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?

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• (619): View more from California

  all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".

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• (716): View more from New York

  Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me

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  How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms

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• (817): View more from Texas

  We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.

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