I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Mom said you looked used
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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