So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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