the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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