we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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