Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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