Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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