I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
This couple is walking their pig around campus
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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