32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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