id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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