the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I need water and some morals
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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