Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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