Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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