well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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