I must be too annoying 4 u.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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