That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm always down for nudity.
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