How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He better not be in your backpack
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.