Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It's just like the Real World with babies
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.