i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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