im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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