Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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