Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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