I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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