I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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