bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
