Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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