You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize