Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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