everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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