Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Apparently you make a good broom.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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