"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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