I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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