just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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