I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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