he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Randomize