dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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