we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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