I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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