He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
