you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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