sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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