Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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