just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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