sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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