found the other keg... it's in the tree
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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