just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
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