found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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