I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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