funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Who put my cat in the fridge?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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