We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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