just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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