IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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