That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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