i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think I died a long time ago.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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