Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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